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2010-04-06 09:25:54 UTC
Jessica Rabbit The cartoon character…. Call me shallow, but my
kinda girl. She makes Madonna look like a No.9 knitting needle with 2
split peas stuck to it. Bears a striking resemblence to Diana Dors,
the old British movie sexpot.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diana_Dors
“ They asked me to change my name. I suppose they were afraid
that if my real name Diana Fluck was in lights and one of the lights
blew... ”
According to Dors's autobiography, she was once asked and
readily agreed to open a fête in her home town of Swindon,
England. Prior to the festivities, Dors lunched with the local
vicar, during which she informed him that her real name was
Diana Fluck. The vicar became somewhat worried about his
planned speech. After lunch, they arrived at the fête at the
appointed time. The vicar, totally unnerved about
mispronouncing "Fluck", introduced Diana with these
immortal words:
“ Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I introduce
to you our star guest. We all love her, especially as she is our
local girl. I therefore feel it right to introduce her by her real
name; Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the very
lovely Miss Diana Clunt.
kinda girl. She makes Madonna look like a No.9 knitting needle with 2
split peas stuck to it. Bears a striking resemblence to Diana Dors,
the old British movie sexpot.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diana_Dors
“ They asked me to change my name. I suppose they were afraid
that if my real name Diana Fluck was in lights and one of the lights
blew... ”
According to Dors's autobiography, she was once asked and
readily agreed to open a fête in her home town of Swindon,
England. Prior to the festivities, Dors lunched with the local
vicar, during which she informed him that her real name was
Diana Fluck. The vicar became somewhat worried about his
planned speech. After lunch, they arrived at the fête at the
appointed time. The vicar, totally unnerved about
mispronouncing "Fluck", introduced Diana with these
immortal words:
“ Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I introduce
to you our star guest. We all love her, especially as she is our
local girl. I therefore feel it right to introduce her by her real
name; Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the very
lovely Miss Diana Clunt.
