Discussion:
Stunt Cock Wanted
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Ian Davies
2005-08-16 05:59:00 UTC
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Please forgive me for posting this on Usenet, but I am desperate to fill a
position in my current feature film.

Let me explain.....my name is Ian Davies and I am an adult film
producer/director. I am currently shooting an adult film in Los Angeles
with a working title of "Magnum DP". It's kind of an adult film satire of
the TV show "Magnum PI". Anyhow, my Stunt Cock took ill, and I need to
replace him so I can resume shooting.

We are currently shooting around his scenes but can only do this for another
2-3 days and then we will be idle if we have not found a replacement.
During this idle time, expenses continue to incur, so I need a replacement
soon before money starts going down the drain. A friend in the adult
industry suggested I post to these newsgroups to find a suitable
replacement, and of course I am pursueing other avenues as well.

Many adult films no longer require a Stunt Cock, but since this is an
action-themed adult film with real stunts as well as cock stunts, we're
going to need at least one Stunt Cock and maybe two.

Here are the requirements:

Cock must be from a Caucasian or light-skinned Hispanic Male (to match the
actors being stunted for).

Cock must be at least 7 3/4 inches but no longer than 9 inches fully erect
(from base to tip).

Cock length and girth must be proportional to one another. No long but
skinny cocks. Just a nice looking cock all around.

No crooked, mangled, misshapen, or aesthetically unpleasing Cocks.
Obviously, no tattoos on the Cock.

Must be able to sustain an erection during sexual activity for at least 15
minutes and as long as 30 minutes (with small breaks). We will also have
sexual aids and "fluffers" to assist you with this.

Cock must be able to take somewhat of a beating (the girls in this film are
a bit aggressive) but nothing unusual or painful.

Stunt Cocking experience highly desirable but not necessary. If you meet
all the other requirements, we can train and assist.

You must be available for shooting during the week of August 22nd through
August 27th, 2005.


Compensation: $1,200.00 per day of shooting. You will receive this full
amount per day whether you shoot 5 scenes or only 1 scene, it depends on the
day. However, you must be on the set and available during the whole 10
hours of the shooting day. We anticipate needing you for 5 shooting days
with an average of 2-3 scenes per day.

If interested, please email me ASAP stating your qualifications and
attaching a picture to the email. Thank you for your time and interest.

----- Ian
David Tholen ()
2005-08-16 07:25:20 UTC
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Will there be any stunt cunts?
Post by Ian Davies
Please forgive me for posting this on Usenet, but I am desperate to fill a
position in my current feature film.
Let me explain.....my name is Ian Davies and I am an adult film
producer/director. I am currently shooting an adult film in Los Angeles
with a working title of "Magnum DP". It's kind of an adult film satire of
the TV show "Magnum PI". Anyhow, my Stunt Cock took ill, and I need to
replace him so I can resume shooting.
We are currently shooting around his scenes but can only do this for another
2-3 days and then we will be idle if we have not found a replacement.
During this idle time, expenses continue to incur, so I need a replacement
soon before money starts going down the drain. A friend in the adult
industry suggested I post to these newsgroups to find a suitable
replacement, and of course I am pursueing other avenues as well.
Many adult films no longer require a Stunt Cock, but since this is an
action-themed adult film with real stunts as well as cock stunts, we're
going to need at least one Stunt Cock and maybe two.
Cock must be from a Caucasian or light-skinned Hispanic Male (to match the
actors being stunted for).
Cock must be at least 7 3/4 inches but no longer than 9 inches fully erect
(from base to tip).
Cock length and girth must be proportional to one another. No long but
skinny cocks. Just a nice looking cock all around.
No crooked, mangled, misshapen, or aesthetically unpleasing Cocks.
Obviously, no tattoos on the Cock.
Must be able to sustain an erection during sexual activity for at least 15
minutes and as long as 30 minutes (with small breaks). We will also have
sexual aids and "fluffers" to assist you with this.
Cock must be able to take somewhat of a beating (the girls in this film are
a bit aggressive) but nothing unusual or painful.
Stunt Cocking experience highly desirable but not necessary. If you meet
all the other requirements, we can train and assist.
You must be available for shooting during the week of August 22nd through
August 27th, 2005.
Compensation: $1,200.00 per day of shooting. You will receive this full
amount per day whether you shoot 5 scenes or only 1 scene, it depends on the
day. However, you must be on the set and available during the whole 10
hours of the shooting day. We anticipate needing you for 5 shooting days
with an average of 2-3 scenes per day.
If interested, please email me ASAP stating your qualifications and
attaching a picture to the email. Thank you for your time and interest.
----- Ian
Of course I am ! ! !
2005-08-16 09:46:37 UTC
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Now there's a gap in the film industry ! ! !
Post by David Tholen ()
Will there be any stunt cunts?
Post by Ian Davies
Please forgive me for posting this on Usenet, but I am desperate to fill a
position in my current feature film.
Let me explain.....my name is Ian Davies and I am an adult film
producer/director. I am currently shooting an adult film in Los Angeles
with a working title of "Magnum DP". It's kind of an adult film satire of
the TV show "Magnum PI". Anyhow, my Stunt Cock took ill, and I need to
replace him so I can resume shooting.
We are currently shooting around his scenes but can only do this for another
2-3 days and then we will be idle if we have not found a replacement.
During this idle time, expenses continue to incur, so I need a replacement
soon before money starts going down the drain. A friend in the adult
industry suggested I post to these newsgroups to find a suitable
replacement, and of course I am pursueing other avenues as well.
Many adult films no longer require a Stunt Cock, but since this is an
action-themed adult film with real stunts as well as cock stunts, we're
going to need at least one Stunt Cock and maybe two.
Cock must be from a Caucasian or light-skinned Hispanic Male (to match the
actors being stunted for).
Cock must be at least 7 3/4 inches but no longer than 9 inches fully erect
(from base to tip).
Cock length and girth must be proportional to one another. No long but
skinny cocks. Just a nice looking cock all around.
No crooked, mangled, misshapen, or aesthetically unpleasing Cocks.
Obviously, no tattoos on the Cock.
Must be able to sustain an erection during sexual activity for at least 15
minutes and as long as 30 minutes (with small breaks). We will also have
sexual aids and "fluffers" to assist you with this.
Cock must be able to take somewhat of a beating (the girls in this film are
a bit aggressive) but nothing unusual or painful.
Stunt Cocking experience highly desirable but not necessary. If you meet
all the other requirements, we can train and assist.
You must be available for shooting during the week of August 22nd through
August 27th, 2005.
Compensation: $1,200.00 per day of shooting. You will receive this full
amount per day whether you shoot 5 scenes or only 1 scene, it depends on the
day. However, you must be on the set and available during the whole 10
hours of the shooting day. We anticipate needing you for 5 shooting days
with an average of 2-3 scenes per day.
If interested, please email me ASAP stating your qualifications and
attaching a picture to the email. Thank you for your time and interest.
----- Ian
Brandon Dieterich
2005-08-16 11:54:38 UTC
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I've got a chicken that can ride a bicycle. Does that count? Hell,
I'll fry him for you for $1,200.
Post by Ian Davies
Please forgive me for posting this on Usenet, but I am desperate to fill a
position in my current feature film.
Let me explain.....my name is Ian Davies and I am an adult film
producer/director. I am currently shooting an adult film in Los Angeles
with a working title of "Magnum DP". It's kind of an adult film satire of
the TV show "Magnum PI". Anyhow, my Stunt Cock took ill, and I need to
replace him so I can resume shooting.
We are currently shooting around his scenes but can only do this for another
2-3 days and then we will be idle if we have not found a replacement.
During this idle time, expenses continue to incur, so I need a replacement
soon before money starts going down the drain. A friend in the adult
industry suggested I post to these newsgroups to find a suitable
replacement, and of course I am pursueing other avenues as well.
Many adult films no longer require a Stunt Cock, but since this is an
action-themed adult film with real stunts as well as cock stunts, we're
going to need at least one Stunt Cock and maybe two.
Cock must be from a Caucasian or light-skinned Hispanic Male (to match the
actors being stunted for).
Cock must be at least 7 3/4 inches but no longer than 9 inches fully erect
(from base to tip).
Cock length and girth must be proportional to one another. No long but
skinny cocks. Just a nice looking cock all around.
No crooked, mangled, misshapen, or aesthetically unpleasing Cocks.
Obviously, no tattoos on the Cock.
Must be able to sustain an erection during sexual activity for at least 15
minutes and as long as 30 minutes (with small breaks). We will also have
sexual aids and "fluffers" to assist you with this.
Cock must be able to take somewhat of a beating (the girls in this film are
a bit aggressive) but nothing unusual or painful.
Stunt Cocking experience highly desirable but not necessary. If you meet
all the other requirements, we can train and assist.
You must be available for shooting during the week of August 22nd through
August 27th, 2005.
Compensation: $1,200.00 per day of shooting. You will receive this full
amount per day whether you shoot 5 scenes or only 1 scene, it depends on the
day. However, you must be on the set and available during the whole 10
hours of the shooting day. We anticipate needing you for 5 shooting days
with an average of 2-3 scenes per day.
If interested, please email me ASAP stating your qualifications and
attaching a picture to the email. Thank you for your time and interest.
----- Ian
Robert Kronitis
2005-08-16 13:09:25 UTC
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Count me in. You just have to fly me in from Australia. I'm a dual
citizen, so no problems with work restrictions.


Rob K.
Post by Ian Davies
Please forgive me for posting this on Usenet, but I am desperate to fill a
position in my current feature film.
Let me explain.....my name is Ian Davies and I am an adult film
producer/director. I am currently shooting an adult film in Los Angeles
with a working title of "Magnum DP". It's kind of an adult film satire of
the TV show "Magnum PI". Anyhow, my Stunt Cock took ill, and I need to
replace him so I can resume shooting.
We are currently shooting around his scenes but can only do this for another
2-3 days and then we will be idle if we have not found a replacement.
During this idle time, expenses continue to incur, so I need a replacement
soon before money starts going down the drain. A friend in the adult
industry suggested I post to these newsgroups to find a suitable
replacement, and of course I am pursueing other avenues as well.
Many adult films no longer require a Stunt Cock, but since this is an
action-themed adult film with real stunts as well as cock stunts, we're
going to need at least one Stunt Cock and maybe two.
Cock must be from a Caucasian or light-skinned Hispanic Male (to match the
actors being stunted for).
Cock must be at least 7 3/4 inches but no longer than 9 inches fully erect
(from base to tip).
Cock length and girth must be proportional to one another. No long but
skinny cocks. Just a nice looking cock all around.
No crooked, mangled, misshapen, or aesthetically unpleasing Cocks.
Obviously, no tattoos on the Cock.
Must be able to sustain an erection during sexual activity for at least 15
minutes and as long as 30 minutes (with small breaks). We will also have
sexual aids and "fluffers" to assist you with this.
Cock must be able to take somewhat of a beating (the girls in this film are
a bit aggressive) but nothing unusual or painful.
Stunt Cocking experience highly desirable but not necessary. If you meet
all the other requirements, we can train and assist.
You must be available for shooting during the week of August 22nd through
August 27th, 2005.
Compensation: $1,200.00 per day of shooting. You will receive this full
amount per day whether you shoot 5 scenes or only 1 scene, it depends on the
day. However, you must be on the set and available during the whole 10
hours of the shooting day. We anticipate needing you for 5 shooting days
with an average of 2-3 scenes per day.
If interested, please email me ASAP stating your qualifications and
attaching a picture to the email. Thank you for your time and interest.
----- Ian
Erwin Gerrits
2005-08-16 15:03:48 UTC
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Post by Ian Davies
Please forgive me for posting this on Usenet, but I am desperate to fill a
position in my current feature film.
Let me explain.....my name is Ian Davies and I am an adult film
producer/director.
<snip>

Hi, my name is Buck Naked. I'm a porno actor.

Er
dwacon.
2005-08-16 17:56:59 UTC
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Post by Ian Davies
Please forgive me for posting this on Usenet, but I am desperate to fill a
position in my current feature film.
Let me explain.....my name is Ian Davies and I am an adult film
producer/director. I am currently shooting an adult film in Los Angeles
with a working title of "Magnum DP". It's kind of an adult film satire of
the TV show "Magnum PI". Anyhow, my Stunt Cock took ill, and I need to
replace him so I can resume shooting.
I hope you're talking about a chicken...
--
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HarleyVa@nospam.com
2005-08-16 22:57:58 UTC
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On Tue, 16 Aug 2005 05:59:00 GMT, "Ian Davies"
Post by Ian Davies
Cock must be at least 7 3/4 inches but no longer than 9 inches fully erect
(from base to tip).
No longer than 9 inches? Damn..I was good to go up to that point.
Thomas
2005-08-17 05:53:08 UTC
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Post by ***@nospam.com
Post by Ian Davies
Cock must be at least 7 3/4 inches but no longer than 9 inches fully erect
(from base to tip).
No longer than 9 inches? Damn..I was good to go up to that point.
Yeah I know. I'm not chopping 4 inches off my cock for only $1200 a day.
Er
2005-08-17 16:09:04 UTC
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"Thomas" <***@bc.com> wrote in message news:***@individual.net...

<snip>
Post by Thomas
Post by ***@nospam.com
No longer than 9 inches? Damn..I was good to go up to that point.
Yeah I know. I'm not chopping 4 inches off my cock for only $1200 a day.
With a cock like that, what are you doing hanging around Newsnet?

Er
Manny Crapsalot
2005-08-17 17:46:49 UTC
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I have always thought that ""Its da jackeeettttttt"
<***@yahoo.com>" was a pretty big dick.


MC

On Tue, 16 Aug 2005 05:59:00 GMT, "Ian Davies"
Post by Ian Davies
Please forgive me for posting this on Usenet, but I am desperate to fill a
position in my current feature film.
Let me explain.....my name is Ian Davies and I am an adult film
producer/director. I am currently shooting an adult film in Los Angeles
with a working title of "Magnum DP". It's kind of an adult film satire of
the TV show "Magnum PI". Anyhow, my Stunt Cock took ill, and I need to
replace him so I can resume shooting.
We are currently shooting around his scenes but can only do this for another
2-3 days and then we will be idle if we have not found a replacement.
During this idle time, expenses continue to incur, so I need a replacement
soon before money starts going down the drain. A friend in the adult
industry suggested I post to these newsgroups to find a suitable
replacement, and of course I am pursueing other avenues as well.
Many adult films no longer require a Stunt Cock, but since this is an
action-themed adult film with real stunts as well as cock stunts, we're
going to need at least one Stunt Cock and maybe two.
Cock must be from a Caucasian or light-skinned Hispanic Male (to match the
actors being stunted for).
Cock must be at least 7 3/4 inches but no longer than 9 inches fully erect
(from base to tip).
Cock length and girth must be proportional to one another. No long but
skinny cocks. Just a nice looking cock all around.
No crooked, mangled, misshapen, or aesthetically unpleasing Cocks.
Obviously, no tattoos on the Cock.
Must be able to sustain an erection during sexual activity for at least 15
minutes and as long as 30 minutes (with small breaks). We will also have
sexual aids and "fluffers" to assist you with this.
Cock must be able to take somewhat of a beating (the girls in this film are
a bit aggressive) but nothing unusual or painful.
Stunt Cocking experience highly desirable but not necessary. If you meet
all the other requirements, we can train and assist.
You must be available for shooting during the week of August 22nd through
August 27th, 2005.
Compensation: $1,200.00 per day of shooting. You will receive this full
amount per day whether you shoot 5 scenes or only 1 scene, it depends on the
day. However, you must be on the set and available during the whole 10
hours of the shooting day. We anticipate needing you for 5 shooting days
with an average of 2-3 scenes per day.
If interested, please email me ASAP stating your qualifications and
attaching a picture to the email. Thank you for your time and interest.
----- Ian
Beacon_Mode
2005-08-17 18:44:37 UTC
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Manny Crapsalot deployed the observation...
Post by Manny Crapsalot
I have always thought that ""Its da jackeeettttttt"
MC
Ho! You gonna let him talk about you like dis?
Thomas
2005-08-17 19:53:55 UTC
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Post by Beacon_Mode
Post by Manny Crapsalot
I have always thought that ""Its da jackeeettttttt"
MC
Ho! You gonna let him talk about you like dis?
Wats da madda wit u? you gonna let him geddaway wit dis.
reneric
2005-08-19 02:53:03 UTC
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Post by Manny Crapsalot
I have always thought that ""Its da jackeeettttttt"
MC