2011-10-06 12:05:27 UTC
As expected, Sunday night's Piers Morgan Show -- featuring Ed Conrad
as guest -- didn't sit well with members of the Pseudo-Scientific
One poll of its members, in particular, was rather alarming.
< GALLOP POLL
5* 6* *7
1* | *stuporous
0* -*- *catatonic
* |\ *comatose
* \ *clinical death
* \ *biological death
* _\/ *demonic apparition
* * *damned for all eternity
This one wasn't so good, either.
< TOLL-O- METER
< 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
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WHAT THE CORRUPT BASTARDS DIDN'T LIKE
Ed Conrad, who has had a persistent hard-on for members of the
"Scientific" Establishment for denying his mind-boggling discovery of
petrified human remains between coal veins, finally let if all hang
out in an exclusive interview with Piers Morgan on CNN.
ED'S ERECTION VIA CAT-SCAN DETECTION
NASTY RESPONSE FROM A VIEWER
Saul Levy <***@cox.net > wrote:
PIERS AND ED ARE BOTH MORONS!
ED IS ALSO DUMBER THAN ELEPHANT SHIT!
IT'S SPELLED GALLUP, FOOL!
FUCK OFF, MORON!
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
I'm finally going to have my day in court!
Sometime early in 2012, I fully expect to be living in Saul Levy's
expensive home, driving his Mercedes and playing golf at the Sunny
Valley Golf and Tennis Club where he obviously will no longer be a
It's a long story.
Do you have about an hour?
It began innocently enough perhapos 15-20 years ago when I first
began posting articles about finding petrified bones, teeth and soft
organs -- some human -- between coal veins.
Here are some neat pix.
MEET YOUR GGGGGGGGGGGGREAT-GRANDPA
HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
(Discovered Between Anthracite Coal Veins)
In any event, Saul started posting I am full of CRAP. And he kept
doing it on a regular basis, continually
insulting Me, God and Truth.
Please understand that I have long weathered the storm amid all sorts
of sarcastic insults from my critics -- but because Mr. Levy
continuously stated that saying my inquisitive brain is filled with
"elephant crap" was the straw that finally broke the camel's back.
Consequently, I have just spoken to my lawyer and have sent Mr. Levy a
notarized letter (return receipt requested).
Dear Professor Levy:
I have just gotten off the phone with my lawyer after discussing your
slanderous statements about the content of my brain.
He requests your full name and address (with ZIP Code) , your Social
Security number, and all phone numbers where you can be reached at all
hours both day and night.
He also would like you to submit an appraised value of your present
home and your winter home in Florida (in U.S. dollars) as well as our
bank balance in all of your checking and savings accounts, as of Oct.
1. (This includes any deposits in Swiss or off-shore banks.)
My attorney also emphasized that he'll need the names of all
organizations in which you hold membership as well as a list of all
your business associates (and their possible aliases, if any).
He also asked me to ask you for copies of birth certificates of all
your friends and associates, copies of your tax returns (both IRS and
state) covering the over the past seven years, and the combination
to your locker at the Sunny Valley Golf and Tennis Club.
My lawyer also said he'd appreciate receiving pertinent information
concerning possible previous arrests (excluding all minor traffic-
related violations or relatively minor infractions such as illegal
In addition, he would like information relative to any and all aliases
you may have used and/or are still using and full itinerary of all
trips you may have taken in recent years to Afghanistan, Pakistan,
Iran and/or North Korea.
My lawyer also wonders if you'd be so kind to prepare an affidavit
explaining -- in full detail -- why you suddenly have begun growing a
Today is Wednesday, Oct. 5, 2011 Could you kindly have all of this
information in my attorney's hands by, say, 3 p.m. Friday. He says
he'd really like to get started on this over the weekend.
Thank you and have a pleasant day!
THAT OWE ED CONRAD AN APOLOGY
American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
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Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, Univ. of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora/NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists